Well, I did it... I went to the dentist. I haven't been in about 2 years for various reasons, mainly because I have just put it off. Hap has gone and changed dentists in this 2 year period. He didn't like our other dentist because he said that the dentist talked to him like a 3rd grader. I liked him. Anyway, I was skeptical of this new dentist because he has sold Hap two different things during his visit. The first item he offered was a $130 Rotodent Toothbrush and the second is some specialized toothpaste that has fluoride in it. Or something like that. Well, my experience was no different. The hygienist first tried to sell me a new oral cancer screening. It's about $60 and is recommended for people of all ages, even with no risk factors. She talked to be about someone dies every hour of oral cancer, how a tortilla chip can cause oral cancer if it cuts my lips and blah blah blah. Then she started to clean my teeth and tried to sell me the Rotodent. At this point...